Ah lookie, a chapter!
2012, new year and a new start. Sort of. Okay all I did was change the layout of the blog, I plan to update the background each time the colour of the generation changes. It's been a while, and I'm sorry but I plan to update this a lot more frequently! Also stupid ads when the chapter loads >.< Previously the family moved again. I left Mint behind and was really sad about it. The kids were ignored because I got pets and other irrelevant stuff happened. Be prepared for more drama, more fun and us finally kicking Leaf (y'know, Sinbad and Chansey's daughter) out of the house! I hope you all enjoy!

I don't remember actually showing this, but I changed Chansey's job and LTW to something a bit more do-able. I might even change one of her traits to equestrian because she has bonded so well with Orchid.



Just as I make her a professional as well... never change Chansey, bb.



You guys, I didn't spend three agonising days fighting my game, moving you across 'hoods and decorating your room for you to sleep in Chansey's. GET BACK TO YOUR ROOMS PRONTO!
does anyone in this house know where their beds are?



Apparently not
loading fail





Mars: "It's been too long since we've been acknowledged, I'm going to dig a hole"



Mars: "Dig a hole dig a hole dig a hole dig a hole"

Well I hope you're proud of yourself.



Oh and in case you forgot these are the kids.
Remember, those things that are going to be used to take over the next generation.
Yeah I forgot too.



Well I'm glad that lasted long.





WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST?!
Also you are a constantly angry sim. I have never had such a constantly angry sim. Leaf calm yo' tits.



Fern: "Lacking attention here, it's been two months!"
WAIT YOUR TURN. YOU'LL ALL GET YOUR TURN.



Mars. Brought the paper. To Chansey.
The dog. Brought the paper.
THIS IS SO CUTE ASDFGHJKL;



Poppy seems to have this 'I'm constantly surprised and bewildered about everyone and everything that is going on and existing' look about her.



But it's okay because fifteen minutes later she's upstairs in her parents room pillow fighting with random strange child Ethan.



Meanwhile Blood has biked all the way to the dog park (wtf, why?!) to get an ice cream!



Blood: "Nom nom"
Freezer bunny is watching.



Always. Watching.



VJ is playing with the kids toys. Again. Good childish trait yup yup yup.



VJ: "Hey remember those two kids we have?"
Fern: "Two?"
VJ: "Maybe we should have one more!"





But they did it anyway. Boo hiss.





GET BACK IN THE WOMB!



Blood: "You. Sister"
Poppy: "Oh brother"
Blood: "We're in trouble"
Poppy: "Why now?"



Blood: "Mum's pregnant!"
Poppy: "WHAAAAAAAAAAA-"



Leaf: "No. Nuh uh. Grandad I am not playing fussball with you"
Jett: "Fine, go see your grandma you ungrateful cow"



Dolphin: "Down here darlin'!"



Huh, I forgot the kids had these.
They will not be used me thinks. The house is mad enough right now.
Oh and ignore Jett he's invading the childrens privacy again.



Jesus Poppy, he isn't that bad!



I never even thought about using this before.
Because we are on generation five, we should be millionaires.
Pha. Not even close.
At this point we had less than $1000 in the bank.
Seriously.
WTF HAPPENED?!



Leaf: "So my captain was all like 'do shit' and I was like 'lol no' haha the Army was fun"
Millie: "Yeah, totally"

At this point, Leaf needs a boy/girlfriend. I say either because in my game sims can love whoever they want.



I don't know why I felt the need to share.
I also like rainbows.



Millie: "I don't like girls"

JESUS LOOK AT LEAF'S FACE. BITCH SMILE JUST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!



Leaf: "PLEASE I'M DESPERATE!"
Millie: "MAKE IT STAWWWWWWWWWWWP"

And so we gave up.



Leaf: "Whore"
Gurpal the Paparazzi: "You said it"



Leaf: "Well aren't you cute"
Gurpal: "Well I am aren't I... heh heh"





Suddenly Blood has a birthday.



POOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-TENTIAL!



Well. Brilliant.



Blood: "No sense of humour! Yaaaaaay? :|"



Fern: "Are you kidding me? You're working out NOW?! Do you think this is funny?!"
Blood: "Clearly not"







Poor bbs never got back to sleep so they went out to party. This was cut short because Fern popped <3



Blood: "Yo Aunt Leaf, I've only been a teen for a few hours and I'm already cooler than you. DEAL WITH IT"



You know you're having a bad day when Blood Kaleidoscope is calling you a loser.



Then Leaf rolled that LTW.
Fitting for the angry bitch.

We interrupt this for



FREEZER BUNNY.
Moving on.



Mars: "Hey Fern. Fern. Fern. Fern. Hey Fern"



Fern: "I am having a bad day and I do not want to get up"



But she did and she taught Mars to sit up :)



Today angry bitch wanted to quit school because of a mood swing, so I let her. We're going to jazz her up for her date with Gurpal. Which she will have. Because I said so. I have no idea what I'm doing anymore.



Leaf: "Bitch are you kidding?"

Fine. I'll do it myself.



Thank you and goodnight.
I have to do something about those lips.



Attention seeking.



IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S THE HEIRESS. BITCH WAS UGLY. I NEEDED TO HELP.



Convenient shot is convenient.



Fern: "I know I haven't paid much attention to you or your brother, but I'm having another kid who hopefully will be less of a disappointment"
Poppy: "Will you help me with me homework?"
Fern: "In a minute"



Fern: "YOU BITCH, YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL!"
Leaf: "I hate school and I hate you!"



Fern: "Wait, did you get less ugly?"



Suddenly stray dog! I want it, it's so fluffy!
Although Mars is probably going to piss on Poppy.



STOP EVERYTHING.
STOP EVERYTHING AND GO NOW.











But he wouldn't join the family. Yet.



Baby time!



IT'S A REAL NAME I SWEAR.





Blood: "I am awake and I am having a bad day"
Oh good, now it's your turn.



Blood: "Shower now, then it's time to get school over with"



Blood: "What the?"



Blood: "BLUE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"



Blood: "Oh woe on me, I am going back to bed"







It makes me happy how much Chansey loves this horse.
it's all she has left creys



Riding on the fields in swimwear. Stay classy bb.



Finally, an achievement!



It's time to enter Orchid in her first competition.



ahem...





muuuuuuuuch better!
Getting there :)



How can you still be so sad?!
Leaf: "I want a kitten"
Are you kidding me?



GO DIE IN THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL.
good day to you sir.



Gracie Loveland has some kitties available!



As soon as the walls went down I saw this little guy just like this.
We'll take him!
Meet Pine.



Eventually, first date!
Okay with awkward height stuff but yeah.



Inappropriate hand contact!





In case you can't see it, this is the first kiss.
Yup, I know.



Time is of the essence people!
yes i know she is still a teen



Chansey: "YOU GOT ENGAGED?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HIM?!"
Leaf: "Jeebus MUM, you don't even know me. YOU DON'T EEEEEVEEEEEEEN KNOOOOOOOW MEEEEEEEE"



Blood: "So glad we're normal"
Poppy: "Yup, the sooner she moves out the better"



This was also the sorry attempt at a bachelorette party. It was a disaster. Even the strippers didn't turn up!



But while that failed, the unicorn joined the household! Meet Razzle!



It's the morning of the wedding and Leaf ages up in the bathroom.
Great job.
I just planned the wedding dress and everything!
/start over



AND THE BASTARD STOOD HER UP.
WE INVITED HIM OVER SO MANY TIMES AND HE KEPT BEING TOO BUSY.
ASSHAT.



Gurpal: "I'm a paparazzi, spying on people is what I do!"
Leaf: "I don't give a toss, we're through!"

And now I am disappointed because I actually thought the wedding scene was lovely.
Asshat.
Huge asshat.



But Gracie Loveland saves the day! She was one of the guests who stuck around.
Any love is good love in this game.



AND FINALLY LEAF GETS HER HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
SHE MOVED IN WITH GRACIE AND TOOK PINE WITH HER.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



And to end the happy chapter, Quaffle grew up with a surprising head full of blonde locks.

Next time, uni-foals, prom and other stuff that hasn't happened yet.
Until then, <3